BriefingWire recently reported that the Rockefeller Foundation was interested in taking over the beleaguered solar giant SUNEDISON. Since that news release, BriefingWire had also learned that Barrack Obama and George Bush were rumoured to be teaming up to takeover SUNEDISON for $10/share.
Now a third party, Donald Trump has entered the SUNEDISON bidding war, promising to "Make SUNEDISON Great Again."
We expect a 2000% increase in the stock price tomorrow, and possibly a wall to be built around SUNEDISON headquarters.
If you believed this article, there is a 90% chance you attended Trump University.